I hope this letter finds you having lots of fun this Christmas, or in your case being a lazy ass as per usual!! I do love this time of the year. You will be glad to know Mrs Claus has been keeping us all organised with her whips and chains ☺
I just had to take a minute to write to you and tell you that you have been very mischievous all this year. This gives me great pleasure to tell you that you’re on my bad list for aged this year. This is your official warning for next year!!
You have been , so you will not receive any gifts this year. You have to be well organised next year to receive gifts.
Since I am very busy and don’t have time to write to every little shit on my list, please remind to change their ways and not to be on Santa’s bad list.
Lastly, I have been speaking with your and they asked me to quickly say: